Good moro my little vegetables! I’ll be working all day today, so I thought I would say a quick hello bright and early.
Things have had to change around here since becoming a vegetarian. I haven’t moved to the countryside to grow my own asparagus or anything. I have adapted my diet and I have also altered my surroundings.
I have already told you that I am Spartacus, and the ‘Joan of Arc of Poultry’. What I have been concealing until now is that I am also the 90’s icon that is Neil Buchanan. One day, many years ago, I was in desperate need of a pot for my pens. Rather than head to WHSmith, I went to the kitchen and cleaned out a Heinz soup tin. Voila! The perfect stationary holder was born. I have been recreating the wonderful invention ever since. The trouble is, the one that I have been using at university is not suitable for vegetarians, so I have made an adjustment…
Changing pen pots won’t bring back the cute chicken that once occupied it, but at least the memory of it won’t be haunting me each time I grab a pen. Don’t believe the hype, chicken soup is not good for the soul, cream of tomato is.
Enjoy your day,
the very hardworking asparagus.